I hope someone changes me soon.

At first I thought someone was pulling my leg when I heard there was a Barack Obama baby doll called the “Birth of Hope” available for purchase, but alas it is no joke.  For $150.00 (give or take) you too can own your own little piece of inanity in the form of a baby Barack commemorative.  If you are willing to shell out that kind of cash for an infant effigy of the O, you are probably whining that the government is not taking enough out of your paycheck.  Good news, by purchasing your own little image of the prez in pampers, you’ll be contributing even more of your income toward a wasteful enterprise.  Much like your taxes, the money you send to obtain this little piece of art (cough cough) won’t get you much in return.

If you can’t afford the one time outlay of cash, five easy installment payments of $30.00 are available as well.  That’s a good thing, because it is precisely what we all will be doing for eternity since baby hope has jacked our national debt beyond unbelievable.  Who knew that while little Obama was still sitting in his urine soaked butt sack, he was contemplating the salvation of America and had already coined the slogan that snowed the nation.  It’s even emblazoned on his tiny tee shirt; “Yes We Can!”  Yes we can what? Pass a firm stool?  Drool formula down our shirt?  I mean, seriously, is tiny Obama contemplating anything other than eating and pooping at that stage of his life?

Also note that prior to January 20, 2009, hope did not exist.  For all those many years prior to the inauguration of Obama, people wandered around in a blinding fog of despair.  Even during the War of Independence while Washington battled enemies foreign and domestic in his attempt to snatch victory (and freedom) from the clutches of King George, he was without hope, for hope had yet to be introduced to the world.  This nation would have to wait for another couple hundred years to understand why they fought, bled and died for independence.

The sheer mind boggling (and laughter inducing) lunacy of the Obama, Birth of Hope Doll is beyond belief—–I wonder if there is a G.W. Bush, weapons of mass destruction action figure?  Aw shucks, all I could find was this stupid talking George Bush action figure.